good thing i make minimum wage

So today, thanks to boredom, I watched 3 episodes of Law and Order (all of which i have already seen), spent $67 on adorable brown platforms, $38 on another pair of cream heels, $11 on knock off vans (a necessity for touring around cali obvi) and bought a 3 month unlimited yoga pass. then i proceeded to finally leave my house and did and hour and a half of yoga, sweat in front of a very attractive potential man friends, who of course i didn't talk to but instead admired from across the room while in downward dog. now i'm back in my humble abode motionless. my arms and legs are so sore i could barely walk upstairs---hello summer fitness routine.

daily updates: summer thus far

so daily update time: here are just some accounts of my days thus far in the land of lame aka middle america

*MY WORKOUT DAY.
yes i was so bored i decided to work out TWICE IN ONE DAY. yeah dude so i ran/walked up hill for 50min then went to yoga with my friends (which by the way i'm in love with yoga offish its my thing) and it was the one that they made the room super freaking hot and so obvi i was sweating and my hands and feet kept slipping then we had to do this thing were you "touch your chin to the earth" and base put your hands on the ground and support your body on your elbows and have your legs go over your head towards the ground (complicated--you should have seen me trying it) oh yeah biggie i totally toppled over knocked over a loud water bottle did a sumersault, almost broke my neck, pretty sure i broke my ear (still cannot sleep on it) and the proceeded to try my hardest to hold in my laughing (which was unsuccessful) oh well.

*i woke up at 8am why my body is on the sleep schedule of an 80 year old i have no idea, but anyways, so i huled all episodes of the current bachelorette and now i'm obsessed and want to be on the show, minus the marriage part obvi. so then i went to chipotle and witnessed a high school reunion of sorts, then went to a church junk sale where i bought and proceeded to paint this really cool storage thing, i will attach a pic. so then gimpy (me) got my hair done, boring, and then met my friend sophie and we proceeded to pursue some exciting events, where did we end up? the grocery store--yup because that's the only thing open past 7:30pm in my town. so in the grocery store i decided to be adventurous and try my first grapefruit--which ended up squirting in my eye and burning the hell out of my eyeball. oh so then when we decided to get up and walk we realized i had somehow sat in chocolate (in my new white shorts mind you) and it base looked like i pooped in my pants woohoo. yup my life is just one big fml moment. i'm over it.

today was you know just as exciting as ever--woke up and watched a drama filled marathon of the real housewives of the dirty jers--aka love (guilty pleasure). got to get out in the wild and "hike," more like a semi-brisk walk through a hopefully not poison ivy infested metro park with my fav ohioian. then with some much needed encouragement from one of the point girls in my "wolf pack" created this wonderful blog. she came up with the idea to reference the people in my life with nicknames so no one would know just who i was talking about. good idea? maybe. def a fun idea.

first post-losing my blogging virginity

so i've decided to cave and dive into the blogging universe. at first, i was super opposed to people who just blogged about their everyday life because, let's face it, why would someone want to read about my life when sometimes its so uneventful that i wouldn't want to read about it. but in any case this is being created as a way for me to explore new things and hopefully entertain others through doing it--i mean we'll see if anyone other than my mom reads this but regardless it will give me something to do during the t-minus 3 months until summer ends and the excitement of college starts again. so welcome, and i hope this at least makes you giggle or smirk, maybe even chuckle. not to mention i'm still convinced that my life deserves its own reality show, just because some of the things that happen to me are too good for only me to see, you know like the day i sat in chocolate, while wearing white shorts and then shot grapefruit juice in my eye--yup i was a semi-blind girl who looked like she pooped her pants. honestly, only me.